Un-Donne

If ever any beauty I did see

which I desired but didn't get, it's usually

because she's quite a few decades too young for me.

The times thay aren't a-changing

"bread and cicuses" used to please the population

so human nature hasn't changed except in expectation

of over-priced takeaway pizza in place of bread

and 24/7 TV for the almost brain dead.

Tweets 7

Try to stay lean.

Obese is obscene

Where evolution erred - Homo Sapiens

I really am some sort of masochist

spending evenings dancing and drinking

at Brighton's famous bar The Mesmerist

ogling young unattainable women

After such waiting and almost giving up hope

such satisfaction when the first seed shows a shoot.

Spurning the frantic dash from danger

of an exposed millipede

woodlice, though also feeling threatened,

try a dignified escape.

I used to think I was seeking sex

but really I wanted youth and beauty

which, finding both unattainable,

just leaves me seeking sympathy.

more controlled, decisive in their movements

hoverflies dance better than butterflies

fucking for men is an end in itself

but for women it's only the means to an end

Breasts are for babies

vaginas for men

anusses only for faeces

Nothing feels finer

than a woman's vagina.