Conclave

Why this conclave business ? Instead

why doesn't God from Heaven above

send down to settle on one man's head

his holy messenger pure white dove ?

Oh, sorry, of course. Poop.

A girl's dilemma

How was I supposed to know

that, if you left, I'd miss you so?

Now I'm so lonely I just cry

thinking about the reason why.

I never should have let you go

and it's so hard to handle so

if it's not enough for me to suck

ok, I promise, I will fuck.